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Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:05:03 GMT

Lawl. S1 sucks. S2 sucks more, come to think.

And uncut.

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Tue, 07 Jun 2005 09:15:04 GMT

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>A
>Abbotsleigh Four. One to smash the glass ceiling so that they can
>get to the top of the ladder, one to install the globe and two to
>check that it's brighter than PLC's.
>
>Aquinas Five. One to change the lightglobe and four to justify that
>they really are a private school who could have light globes that
>work but don’t want to.
>
>Ascham One, because she's a unique, self motivated, individual.
>Ascham - Revised Five. One to sneak across the road to get it, one
>to break a nail opening the box, one to do the actual screwing, one
>to make sure they’ve all got their badges on and one to **** about
>it.
>
>B
>Barker College Fifteen. One to change it and the rest to walk around
>as if they own the place and talk it up.
>
>Barrenjoey High Eleven. One to change it and ten to share the
>experience
>
>Belmore Boys Whatever… that hole should definitely be left in the
>dark.
>
>Bethany College None. They all gave up when they realised they
>couldn’t get a screw out of it.
>
>Brigidine None. It's too hard to find a new globe with their
>sunglasses on.
>
>C
>Cabramatta High Ten. One to change the bulb, two to negotiate a pay
>off to rival gangs to prevent anything going down during the change
>and the rest to stake out just in case.
>
>Canterbury Boys None. They're waiting for their male counterparts,
>Canterbury Girls to come and fix the light for them.
>
>Caringbah Two. One to calculate the wattage required to sufficiently
>light the room and the other to realize that they don’t actually
>know how to change it.
>
>Castle Hill High None. They’re all at the school captain’s **** up.
>
>Cerdon College Merrylands Five. One to change it, one to reapply her
>lipgloss for her, one to attempt to get around the hem length rule
>and two to **** about the others.
>
>Cessnock None. It’s too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such a
>dangerous task.
>
>Cheltenham Girls None. No one can climb the ladder because their
>skirts are too short.
>
>Cherrybrook Technology Two. One to change it and one to make sure
>that everyone has huge stuffed toys hanging off their phones.
>
>Condell Park None. They didn't want to spoil its 'quickie in the
>dark' atmosphere.
>
>The Conservatorium Forty-three. One to change the globe and a 42
>piece orchestra to accompany him.
>
>Cranbrook Six. One to change the bulb and five to support its sexual
>orientation.
>Cranbrook Revised Twelve. One to change the light bulb, one to make
>a rude head joke and the other ten to laugh insanely about it for
>several months.
>
>Cronulla Twenty. One to change the globe and nineteen to go and
>fight Woolooware.
>
>D
>Danebank Not sure. No one really cares about Danebank.
>Danebank - Revised None. Too busy turning their noses up to notice
>the globe went out.
>
>De La Salle Thirty. None of them know how to change it but they will
>still talk about how their lightglobes are the best in the shire.
>
>Donremy None. All the tanks are too busy figuring out how to
>actually beat a Rosebank team in an indoor soccer match and the rest
>are too busy making out behind the maths block.
>
>E
>East Hills Girls Nobody bothered to ask because nobody cares about
>East Hills.
>
>Epping Boys Nah bruva we gotta check out the chicks in ma Honda.
>
>Endeavour Sports High School None. These fellas can’t even spell
>lightbulb.
>
>Endeavour Sports High School - Revised One. The high jump champion
>of NSW is sent to do the job.
>
>Engadine Five. One to change the globe and four to bring up the fact
>that they won rock eisteddfod a few years back…
>
>F
>Forest High Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to
>get high off the old one.
>
>Frensham The girl who answered the phone said she was pleased to be
>included with the Sydney schools but probably would never know the
>answer because her Daddy had said to phone immediately if the
>maintenance man made any disgusting suggestions.
>
>G
>Galston High None. There's no power out there and they're all doing
>each other up.
>
>Georges River College None. The instructions are in English.
>
>Glebe High Three. One to dope the teacher, one to steal all the pens
>and one to set fire to the building. Screw the light bulb!
>
>Glenaeon Steiner The entire school. One to remove the perfectly good
>globe, two to work out how to dispose of it so that it's dolphin
>safe, one to replace it with candles and the rest to sit on mats and
>express how they feel about the change.
>
>Girraween High Two. One student and one teacher but not before they
>make out.
>
>Girraween High - Revised None. They are all too busy trying to
>transfer over to James Ruse or Baulkham Hills.
>
>Greystanes High One. Because Danny Acocks was the only **** at the
>school.
>
>Gymea None. No one cares about them enough to sell them a new
>lightglobe.
>
>H
>Hills Grammar One. But no one will care anyway.
>Hills Grammar - Revised Thirteen. One to change it. Twelve to make
>sure it’s better than Oakhill’s.
>Hills Grammar – Revised2 Two. One to change the bulb and one to
>crack under pressure.
>
>Holy Cross Four. One to change the bulb, one to pray for its soul,
>one to scoff at religion in general and one to slip bits of paper
>with threatening messages under the admin door.
>
>Homebush Boys High Fourteen. One to change it, one to throw the old
>one at the St Pat's boys and twelve to kick the **** out of each
>other in the meantime.
>
>Hunter Grammer One. He/she holds the bulb and the world revolves
>around him/her.
>
>Hunters Hill Too easy.
>
>I
>Inaburra Ninety. One to change the lightglobe and eighty nine to
>complain to the principal that it was Lucas Heights Community
>School’s fault the globe went out in the first place
>
>The International School None. They brought notes from their
>guardians excusing them.
>
>J
>James Ruse Agricultural Four. One to design a nuclear powered one
>that never needs changing, two to install it and one to write the
>computer program that controls the switch.
>
>Joey's Fifteen. It's not that one's not smart enough, it's just that
>they're a team and they have to form a lineout and get the backs
>into position.
>
>K
>Kambala Two. One to change the bulb and one to phone daddy to pay
>for it.
>
>Killara High Two. One to change the bulb and one to write to the
>“North Shore Times" about how she did it as well as any private
>school student.
>
>Kincoppal Three. One to change it and two to make sure her hair
>ribbons are still in place afterwards.
>
>Kings Two. One to change the globe faster than anyone in the GPS and
>one to show him around the school afterwards.
>
>Kirrawee Twenty one. One to change the globe and twenty to deny the
>globe ever went out.
>
>Knox Grammar Two. One to install the new bulb completely powered by
>testosterone and one to brag about it loudly.
>
>Kogarah High Five. One to install it. One to tally the number of
>times he says "****!" while he's doing it, one to brag
>about the size of their falafels and a couple of eager chicks with
>gelled hair and monobrows who overheard and came for 'lunch'.
>
>L
>Leichardt High Four. One to order a Venetian chandelier from her
>cousin Roberto who owns a lighting warehouse and imports from the
>old country, one to arrange delivery cause his sister's husband Tony
>has an uncle whose mate, Angelo, has a truck, one to put the squeeze
>on his neighbour Dominic the electrician because he owes him a
>favour and one to make sure everything is done cash.
>
>Loretto Kirribilli One. She'll put through a call to maintenance
>staff because there's no way she's going to do manual labour.
>
>Loretto Normanhurst None. They’re all down at Penno station having a
>smoke.
>Loretto Normanhurst - Revised HEAPS. One to change it, one to time
>the Kirribilli girls and generations to carry on the tradition.
>Loretto Normanhurst – Revised 2 Four. One to change it. Three to
>make sure her cardigan is still wrapped around her shoulders and her
>ribbons from her head and bag are still tied in a bow.
>
>Lorien Novalis Steiner Eleven. One to change it and one to share in
>the experience.
>
>Lucas Heights Community School None. They rely on the glow from the
>nuclear reactor to light the classrooms.
>
>M
>Macdonald College Five. One to change the globe and four to do an
>interpretive dance about it.
>
>Marist Eastwood Five. One to change it and four to shop for the
>perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
>
>Mater Maria Twenty. One to change it and the rest to carry on about
>how it was, like, soooo fully better than at their old school.
>
>Menai One hundred. One hundred of them to realise they don’t know
>how to change the lightglobe and so one hundred go and rev their
>cars to make up for it.
>
>Mercy College Five, one to screw it in, two to laugh about the word
>screw and two to message the St Pius boys about it.
>
>Merrylands High
>
>MLC Burwood Two. One to change it and one to stay behind to
>translate the English instructions.
>
>Moorebank High Twenty One. One to change it, ten to form a FOB
>(islander) gang and ten to form a Lebanese gang to fight the fob
>gang.
>
>Moriah College None. Why bother changing it? Daddy can afford to buy
>me a new school.
>
>Mount Druitt High Six. Two to break into the store, one to steal the
>globe, two to help him reach the socket using their pregnant tummies
>as steps and one to help install it.
>
>Mount St Benedict College Three. One to hold a mirror up for
>everyone. One to change it and one to make sure the
>Oakhill guys don’t label them as a canine airport again.
>Mount St Benedict College - Revised Eleven. One to call her four
>friends to come with her and change the toilet light bulb, three to
>get into the school spirit, and three to go and meet the Oakhillians
>at the Towers bus stop because they just don’t care.
>
>N
>Narrabeen Sports High Unsure. Their response was something like
>'Duuh, what's a light globe?'
>
>Necknock High None. It’s too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt
>such a dangerous task.
>
>Newington None. They're all too drunk to notice.
>Newington Revised There’s got to be at least one guy trying to find
>out if a light bulb can do what a flute couldn’t.
>Northern Beaches Christian School Two. One human and God just to
>make sure the light shelters all in need, whether it be for food,
>shelter blah blah ****in' blah...
>
>Northholm Grammer None. They all brought notes excusing them.
>
>North Sydney Boys None. They were off playing basketball.
>North Sydney Girls None. They're all steering clear of the North
>Sydney Boys.
>
>North Sydney Girls - Revised One. And she will make sure it’s the
>best installation ever.
>
>North Sydney Girls - Revised One. She was determined to get a better
>result than North Sydney Boys.
>
>North Sydney Boys None. They all burst into tears when they saw the
>North Sydney Girls chicks flirting with Shore.
>
>O
>Oakhill College Twelve.One to go to Towers to buy it. Ten to go down
>there with him to hang out at the bus stop. And one to change it.
>Oakhill College - Revised Six. One to change it, two year 10 guys to
>look forward to new chicks next year and three year 11 chicks to
>**** about the ****iness at their old schools.
>
>P
>Parramatta High None. That hole looks better in the dark
>
>Patrician Brothers None. All the homies wana stay in the dark like
>hard core ****s.
>
>Pennant Hills High About fifteen. One to change the bulb, but a
>small search party to try and find a socket that hasn't been burnt
>to a crisp.
>Pennant Hills High - Revised One. There was only one student there.
>They left soon after.
>
>Pit****er High None. Who wants to spoil a quickie in the dark?
>
>PLC (Pymble) One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around
>her.
>
>PLC Sydney (Croyden) We don't know, but we're told their motto means
>"Better than Pymble ".
>
>Plumpton High One-point-five. Must I really explain?
>
>Port Hacking Fifty. One to change the globe and fourty nine to
>practice for yet another production of Annie.
>
>Q
>Queenwood Depends, could be one, could be ten, but no one is
>prepared to commit unless the Shore boys are definitely going to be
>there.
>
>R
>Ravenswood Five. One to change the bulb, two to reassure her that
>she doesn't look fat at the top of the ladder and two to circulate
>photos showing that she does.
>
>Redfield College Sixteen. One to change it, 10 to get drunk and
>laugh at the guy changing it and 5 to pray that everything goes down
>smoothly.
>
>Riverstone High Two to break into the store, one to steal the globe,
>one to install it and two to help him reach the socket using their
>pregnant tummies as steps
>
>Riverview Five. One to change it, and four to go to Gowings for new
>flannelette shirts to wear for the occasion.
>S
>Santa Sabina None. They're all down at Strathfield station having a
>ciggie.
>
>St Aloyisius Three. One to put in a formal complaint about the
>imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation
>that it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
>
>St Catherine’s Three. One to change it and two to make sure her hair
>ribbons are still in place afterwards.
>
>St Francis Xavier Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair
>ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag
>looks cool at all times.
>
>St Mary’s Five. One to install it, and four to tally the number of
>times she says "Oh ya , like..." or talks about her hair
>while she's doing it.
>
>St Pat's, Strathfield Ten. One to change it and one to buy the hair
>gel to impress the Santa Sabina chicks, while the rest compete wiv
>da Christian Bruvvers for da turf (Strathfield Station).
>
>St Pat’s (the shire) Ten. Nine to collect money for ‘charity’ and
>one to use the money to buy a new lightglobe.
>
>St Pius X Three, one to get word around that the Mercy girls are
>talking about a screw, one to replace the bulb and one to pray that
>they get it done in time to beat the Chatswood High boys to the
>Mercy party.
>
>St Luke's None. They're there but no one can see that they actually
>exist....
>
>St Ursula College Five. One to change it, two to hold down her
>skirt, one make sure it is done just as well as all those private
>Catholic schools and the other to make sure its done before
>Bethany's.
>
>SCEGGS Redlands Three. One to change the bulb and two to nick down
>to Bed, Bath and Table to buy a Jacquard shade for it in the new
>season's colours.
>
>SCEGGS Redlands - Revised Sixty-one. One to change to light bulb,
>while the other sixty go on a treasure hunt and steal street signs
>to celebrate.
>Scot's Two. One to mix the martinis and one to phone the
>electrician.
>Scot's Revised A whole lot. One to change the bulb, one to be
>electrocuted by turning the power on too soon, the media to “alert
>the public" and a teacher to try to publicly deny that the school
>was in any way responsible.
>
>Shalvey High None. They’re all hiding their HSC marks from the
>Sydney Morning Herald
>
>Shore Sixteen. One to send out the invitations, two to get the beer,
>one to change the bulb, one to buy Ralph Lauren polos for everyone,
>two to smuggle the chicks in and one to keep watch for the boarding
>master. The second eight just need to be ready to back them up.
>
>Strathfield Girls Three. One will chnage it. The other will orally
>explain to the Homebush Boys about how to change it. The third will
>statistically demonstrate how they beat Burwood Girls in the HSC
>again.
>
>Sydney Girl's High One and she was determined to get better results
>than the Sydney Boys.
>
>Sydney Boy's High None. They didn't have to, the Sydney Girls
>insisted on showing them how it was done.
>Sydney Boys High - Revised Two. One to try change the bulb and
>choke, the other to throw the success party regardless.
>
>Sydney Grammar Two. One to change the bulb and one to crack under
>the pressure.
>
>T
>Tangara None. If they turn on the lights everyone will be blinded by
>their orange uniform, then their daddies will have to fight a court
>case for them.
>Tangara - Revised Four. They are sisters and call their seven
>brothers from Redfield to come and help.
>
>Tara Five. One to replace the globe, three to figure out that she
>screwed it in upside down and one to phone her brother at Kings and
>get him to send over his mates to show them how to screw the right
>way up.
>
>Temple Emanuel Ten. One to change it...and 9 to run down to Moriah
>and brag about it.
>
>Terra Sancta One. One to change it because the rest are making out.
>
>Toronto High Five. One to change it, and four to go to Clints for
>new westie attire to wear for the occasion.
>
>Trinity None. Those poor ****s are keeping their backs to the wall
>even if it means standing in the dark.
>
>Tyndale None. They're all too busy at Westpoint Blacktown.
>
>U
>USYD Seventy-six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the
>globe's right not to change and twenty-five to stage counter
>protest.
>
>W
>Wallsend Highschool None. Everything not welded down had been
>flogged long ago.
>
>Waverley Thirty. The first fifteen to change it, and the second
>fifteen to chant songs about custard pies in support
>
>Wenona One. She'll go down to the bus stop and flirt with a Shore
>boy until he comes up to change it for her.
>
>Wiley Park Girls None. As if any of them are at school today.
>
>Woolooware Two. One to pinch one from Cronulla and 1 to change it.
>

sorry - copied straight from email and yeah... will come back and edit later

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 09:16:24 GMT

HI! I'm introducing myself ( As Kat - Katrina - whatever you want to call me [nicknames include Triny, Bondary, Bon Bon, Kit Kat, Kit Kat Chunky, Katty, Kitty Kat, Katri, Kitty, Troina and Titty (as said by my friends 3 year old sis)] and any of those names are acceptable) and lodging my complaint about the fact that ff.net obviously got someone new onto the staff that decided that R rated fics should not be allowed. I believe this because it's what happened at our school - we got a new deputy head and he has changed almost everything to do with the computers, including telling us how easy it is for stalkers and horny old men to find us from a few simple facts (this was demonstrated through the use of a stupid stalker program that we reckon he set up...). So you don't have to believe it, but i do and i think that there is going to be a whole lot of changes on ff.net now as well. if they changed their fiction rating and what rating of fic's are allowed in what?! 3 months, who's to say they won't do more.

Yeah - that wasn't meant to sound like bashing or anything. It's just what i think and i feel that if they should change anything it should be that stupid document manager... Right. So yeah... HI... *hides in corner*

bondariana

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